IT’S A TWO-TIER GAME

BIG BUCKS: Arsenal’s new £50 million man Alexandre Lacazette and Morecambe’s mysery benefactor Diego Lemos, inset
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LYON, France. Sometime on Monday afternoon. The phone trills. It’s Dick Law, Arsenal’s chief transfer negotiator.
“Right then,” says Arsene Wenger’s favourite fixer. “How much do you really want for Alexandre Lacazette?”
The lads from Lyon press hold whilst they try to contain their mirth. “Oh,” says one with a theatrical wink. “How about… fif...