Tonbridge Angels’ boss Steve McKimm is carefully calculating the odds as he looks to keep his side out of danger at the foot of the Ryman League Premier Division.
IT’S the most obvious answer to the most obvious question. “Totally honest, getting p****d,” laughs joint-boss Micky Chapman when asked how Lowestoft Town celebrated promotion to Step 2 after three consecutive years of heart-ache.
Every footballer will tell you he knows the exact moment when Old Father Time told him to retire. His call to me came at the end of a 2007-08 season during which red-hot strikers like Jon Main had been getting too quick for me.
He welcomes stick from opposition fans for his all-pink kit, but Staines Town goalkeeper Jack Turner has finally had enough – because the league won’t let him wear it at home games.
Last Sunday Dorchester Town player-coach Mark Jermyn used the ESPN cameras to tell his boss at the insurance firm where he works that he might be nursing a sore head the following morning.