IT’S the most obvious answer to the most obvious question. “Totally honest, getting p****d,” laughs joint-boss Micky Chapman when asked how Lowestoft Town celebrated promotion to Step 2 after three consecutive years of heart-ache.
Every footballer will tell you he knows the exact moment when Old Father Time told him to retire. His call to me came at the end of a 2007-08 season during which red-hot strikers like Jon Main had been getting too quick for me.
He welcomes stick from opposition fans for his all-pink kit, but Staines Town goalkeeper Jack Turner has finally had enough – because the league won’t let him wear it at home games.
Last Sunday Dorchester Town player-coach Mark Jermyn used the ESPN cameras to tell his boss at the insurance firm where he works that he might be nursing a sore head the following morning.